hihi!! Greetings and salutations!! My name is Sarah but I am more commonly known to friends and my loyal minions as Groove and your friendly neighborhood Groovester would like to welcome all of you normals to one of her many Groovedoms on the internets. :o I will be adding stuff on a weekly basis so check back often for more exciting information about everyone's favorite nerd. And, yes, I am still as popular as Velveeta cheese! :o



And still as loveable as a shaved hamster as well!

Who is Groove the Great?

It was a dark and stormy night when the creature that would eventually become the Groovester, burst through her mother's abdomen like one of those things from the Alien movies and proceeded to strangle the doctor with her cord... Oh, umm... you probably didn't want me to go that far back in my history. :o



19 years old - pre-med student - liberal/independant - agnostic - intelligent - eccentric - inquisitive - feminist - confident - hardcore gamer - chocolate junkie - rational - friendly - complex - perfectionist - creative - competitive - honest outgoing - funny - energetic - meticulous -



* I have a turtle named Yoda.



* I have a cat named Shelby and she likes to watch tv.



* I like to watch tv also.



* I once watched 13 consecutive hours of tv during a Simpsons marathon.



* I am a Super Nerd.



* I look completely hispanic but i'm actually mostly filipino.



* I suffer from the Filipino Curse of Eternal Skinniness.



* Which also means I can eat whatever I want.



* And I am capable of eating an entire large pizza myself.



* But it also makes my quest to gain muscle difficult.



* I took piano lessons for six years.



* I lost interest in playing the piano over six years ago.



* I am a serious bicyclist.



* I love science.



* I stole the Leprechaun's pot of gold and he is currently chasing me on his tricycle.



* I got a tattoo two years ago.



* It was a temporary tattoo because I FEAR the needle!!!



* Like all filipinos, I am a genius.



* Like all filipinos, I also have a prehensile tail.



* I am a Passionate Proponent of Penis Punching and Participate in this Practice Perpetually!



* I believe that Ann Coulter is evil incarnate and the Anti-Groove and i'm sending a squad of hired goons to drive a wooden stake through her black heart. :o



* I can easily handle any type of spicy foods even the mighty habanero pepper! I look forward to one day eating a Naga Jolokia, the so-called hottest pepper in the world.



* My bicycle (Orbea Diva) is worth more than my car.



* Videogames are my gaming speciality but I am also a highly skilled Monopoly, chess, and poker (more recently) player.



* I have a bumpkersticker that reads "Honk if You Love Filipinos!"



* I am a hardcore foodie and shall one day write a book called the Groovalicious Gourmet which will be filled with all of my cool culinary creations!



* I can talk almost nonstop.



* I am 15% gay.



* And 30% gay for Kin, Angel and Futility. :o



* I can't wear heels. I fall down.



* I only sleep with 800 thread count sheets and two massive and fluffy pillows! I must have them!



* I'm like a female Jim Carrey. I can make hundreds of bizarre faces! :o



* I just got a tattoo of my turtle on my back... a real one!


* I would like to have a side-career as a comedy writer someday.



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Nerd Credentials

Yes, I am a nerd but not just a standard nerd. I take my nerdom quite seriously and have strived to reach the upper echelons of nerdery. My nerd credentials are beyond reproach!

Highschool:


* National Honor Society

* Bausch & Lomb award (The Silver Star of nerdom)

* National AP scholar

* Knowledge Masters

* Model United Nations

* Drama club

* Debate Team

* Student Council

* Academic Decathlon

* Science Bowl Team (captain)

* Academic Teams Math and Science

* Academic Super Bowl

* Spell Bowl



Current:


* Asian (that says it all)

* Like most asians, my life (such as it is) revolves around school. Some nerds live in denial that they have no lives but I harbor no such illusions. :o

* Star Wars fan! I love the movies and books and even named my pets after characters.


* Competitive gamer who has played for several clans.


* Founding member of a local book club.


* Med student


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Writings

If you haven't read my humorous stories on MySpace and the 10,000 other sites I post on, i'll just let you know that i'm an amateur comedy writer and my style of material can probably be compared to people such as Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Robin Williams, and various other persons of questionable sanity.



Anyway, I have decided to give all three of my loyal readers info about some of the projects I am working on this year:



* GNN (Groove News Network) - After my new website (A Bent Wookie) is completed, I will be adding tons of my humorous news articles and I may have Amanda and a few other minions involved. And i'll be expanding GNN to include actual video clips.



* Gospel of Groove - No, i'm not refering to the rules at the bottom of this page. I'm talking about more of the highly offensive and beloved parodies of religious fundamentalists that I post on several sites.



* Even more stuff involving your favorite Groovester alter-egos: G-Dawg, G for Groove, The Mysterious Ninja, Ms. Smarty Pants, etc..



* Try to finish my uber-novel, The Vast Lawn Gnome Conspiracy or at least reach around 80% completion. And I will finally post a few sample chapters regardless of how much I finish this year.



* Groove on the Go - Enjoy the amusing misadventures of the Groovester as she visits a variety of locations and report her discoveries in a humorous manner: A camping trip, a men's room, a college football game, a gaming LAN party, and many other locations.



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Dramatis Personae

Sarah - Mild-mannered college student.



Groove - Not so mild-mannered alter-ego who is bent on global domination.



G-Dawg - Controversial female filipino rapper.



The Mysterious Ninja - ?????



Mann Coulter - The Anti-Groove and Queen of Hell.


The Groovemonster - A creature of unspeakable evil and hideousness.



G for Groove - A cool superhero who dons a stylish cape and mask to battle the forces of evil, such as totalitarian governments and Wal-Mart.

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Birthday Interpretation

From 365 Birthdays Interpreted:



I usually dont think things like this are very accurate but this one gives an almost perfect description of the Groovester based on the day and month that I was born. :o





Character * You have an off-the-wall, unusual mind. You spend hours thinking strange and magnificent thoughts and are something of a genius. Because you have your head in the clouds so much, you pay little attention to your eating habits, but you still manage to have endless energy and are very fit from dashing about.





You are liberal-minded and very forward-thinking. Your friends will be from all cultures and backgrounds. They may wear suits or have body piercings and tattoos. Youre not bothered about what is on the outside as long as your buddies are real underneath. You are exciting and different.





Why you're wonderful * You have an innate sense of freedom and an unconventional approach to life. You mix well with both sexes. You admire others who have the courage to be unique and individual and you, too, strive to express your original thoughts. You have the potential to be a genius and may experience eureka moments when everything in the universe makes sense for a split second. Youre a great and possibly unusual dancer and love all forms of creativitythe weirder the better. You make an excellent but unthreatening rebel and are ahead of your time.





Why you're impossible * You know what you think from one moment to the next but may find it hard to pin down emotions. Freedom is everything to you and friends may think you are there mentally but dont understand extreme emotions. You can be strangely detached at the most crucial times. You tend to put your foot in it by speaking your mind in a cool fashion, unaware that you may be treading on peoples toes.





Your secret side * You are fascinated by the phenomenon of love and romantically adventurous; you would happily date people with intriguingly different lifestyles, exotic looks, or mysterious backgrounds. You think about other peoples motivation and weigh what you feel about them by careful observation. You have a need to be different and so may do things purely because other people wont.





Life Path * It is sometimes difficult for you to get in touch with your emotions because you live in your head and analyze your feelings. You can be too hard on and controlling of yourself but still respect other peoples freedom. You believe all people are special, unique, and gifted, and you have an optimistic outlook.





Love * You are quite difficult to understand yet inspiring and exciting. You love to explore romance and intimacy to the limit and break through boundaries as you do in all things in life.





Occupation * scientist, neurologist, researcher



Key Features * dazzling, unconventional, enigmatic



Naturally good at * having flashes of brilliance

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Yoda the Turtle

My name is Yoda and I am a box turtle! The Groovester's pet turtle to be specific.



I live in a large aquarium that Groove refers to as my Jedi Temple but I often get to wander around in the garden and eat her mom's flowers.



I like to leave droppings on Groove's desk when she irritates me with her nonsense.



I am currently planning to overthrow my human captors, with the help of that furry creature known as Shelby.



I like eating a variety of food such as turtle pellets, mushrooms, melon, banana, lettuce, peas, grapes, fish (especially tuna), hamburger, blueberries, cherries, etc...


My favorite movie is TMNT and my favorite book is Yertle the Turtle.



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The Gospel of Groove

* Thou shalt say something (or do something) nice to at least one person everyday.


* Thou shalt not form opinions about someone based on rumors or what others say.


* Thou shalt think before thou acts.


* Thou shalt not let other people's words get to thou.


* Thou shalt keep your promises.


* Thou shalt not try to force your views on others.


* Thou shalt make a minor short-term goal every week and do your best to accomplish it.


* Thou shalt try to understand and respect the views of others even if they oppose your own.


* Thou shalt not be judgemental.


* Thou shalt forgive yourself and move on when thou makes a mistake.


* Thou shalt believe in and trust yourself. Don't ever quit or give up.


* Thou shalt work on eliminating your negative traits.


* Thou shalt learn to compromise sometimes.


* Thou shalt treat other people the way thou wants to be treated.


* Thou shalt remember that thou can do anything if thou has the confidence and determination.