I...

- Am 3/4 Filipino, 1/4 White (Irish and German).
- Am seen by some to be intelligent.
- Am often a smart-ass, due to said intelligence.
- Play video games a lot, and that's why I'm here.
- Can be both mature and perverse at the same time. (Schadinger's Cat?! o_O) (I misspelled "Schrodinger" on purpose, and you'll find out why in a second.)
- Enjoy being self-referential.
- Like to quote myself, because I enjoy being self-referential.
- Enjoy a wide variety of rock music, anything from classic rock to power metal.
- Dislike large groups of people.
- Am usually sleep-deprived.
- Enjoy caffeine and caffeinated products, hence the sleep deprivation.
- Have a schadenfreude (hence the name) sense of humor. "Schadenfreude" is the German word for the concept of taking pleasure in the suffering of others. Yes, I know it sounds cruel, but it's funny.
- Enjoy reading XKCD comics.
- Like to think that I think in a logical manner.
- Am marginally insane. Yes, I know this contradicts that previous statement, but that's the way I roll, G.
- Think I'm paranoid, and complicated. (If you got that, +1 to you.)
- Seriously am paranoid.
- Seem to be a different person once you get to know me.
- Wear a lot of black, though I am not a goth.
- Am a perfectionist when it comes to matters of the interwebz.
- Dislike being forced to do work that I cannot use a computer for (i.e. drawing, most forms of arts and crafts).
- Could be considered lazy by many standards.
- Could be considered meticulous by an equal number of standards.
- Confuse the hell out of most people.
- Like to use big words (which, incidentally, confuse the hell out of people).
- Dislike having to write about myself or any of my experiences.
- Don't usually write a lot, unless in the form of a list, hence this format.
- Dislike the outdoors, though I enjoy traveling.
- Am a firm believer in Rules 28, 34, 35, and 36 (look up the Rules of The Internet).
- Have probably edited this list countless times by the time you have read it.
- Stole this "About Me" format from Bondagekitty.


Now, for some random stuff that also describes me!

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Also, this is my Twitter module. Basically, it lets you know what I'm doing without me having to blog about it.

NOTE: To actually view this, you have to make a Twitter account and then go to my page and click "Follow".




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