I had the most freaking nuts dream last night. I'm not even kidding. I think it started with a utopian society as early as I can remember into the dream. It just felt like a movie. Wars have erupted, and one side had Lord of the Rings type of shit, only better. They had like this MASSIVE vedge that just kept sliding through a valley and freaking crushing everything in its path. The resistance was few, but it felt like they were fighting for the right thing. I remember at one point logs were used to carry an entire pyramid, not just blocks, lol. And I thought to myself that pyramids were for rich people only.
At one point in the valley, but it had like plains and vegetation on different sides, it felt like a ditch and not a valley. But I was at this guy's house and I think I knocked him out to take his bike, and his grandma, or his old mother went after me, and kept following me, so I pushed her into the valley, and later I talked to someone and they called me a murderer, I think, and I cried. But the dream went to like these 2 work houses, they were on the edge of a plain, near a forest, but I got like all these special priveledges, like I could have 4 things from the vending machine for free, and the weird thing, it wasn't locked and didn't have a slot for money.
I took some fruit drink, and opened it, then put it back, and took a different one, then I took another drink, a frozen dinner, and I as I was munching through a piece of pizza that I thought I wouldn't officially "take", this asian girl I know in highschool came up to me with a friend, and they started talking to me. I started asking her friend all these questions, and it was kinda funny, then Anna, introduced her to me by name, but i don't remember the name, and I was making eye contact back and forth with them, and all of a sudden, Anna said that the girl she introduced wasn't a real person, but an actor, and I see this TV screen replacing the girl, and I was like "of course, how could I have been so naive". I think the screen started playing a Malcolm in the Middle episode next, (an original one my brain made up :P), and it just cut into the reality of the dream. What's interesting is that the setting was similar to the actual dream's story.
Frankie Muniz (malcoml) was talking to a girl like I was, who had a friend, only in his case it was 2 people he didn't know. But the girl that he liked had like a really positive personality, but she teased him a lot, at one point she made a parabola chart that had 'upside' written on one side and 'downside' on the other, their directions were literal too, lol. Before I saw the chart, and heard her talk about it, I was like "wow, I wish I could make one.". The girl apparently liked Malcolm so her friend asked her "What about the REALLY down side", so the girl went like nuts and drew a bunch of huge arrows that were actually pointing down, not sideways like the parabola, and she started writing shit like "Cigarettes, TV dinners, Sumo wrestling for movie night, getting fat." But yeah, they would argue a lot if they got married, so that's what the REALLY downside was that the girls talked about.
Back to the real world, I'm back in my house in Russia, and this guy wants to fight me or rather he looks like he doesn't, but actually does. His fighting style really pissed me off, like I had to actually really think about what I was doing to even get close to him. I found an opening when he did a kick, followed by a spin kick. I approached from the front, but took the side and used the kick's momentum to the side to knock him off balance, but he maintained balanced, lol. So I continued trying to knock him off balance and just pressuring him, and I finally got him.
Next, I guess I was back in America now, and I had the food I had gotten earlier, sharing it with my dad. He started smoking, so I got pissed off and punched him, so we started fighting and it was like off the side of the road. Anyway, he had blood on his face, and said I shouldn't fight a cripple, because his skull was cracked. I called bulshit, and we made up, lol. So next we were going through these fenced off yards, with dogs in them, so this dog attacks me, and I stick some shit down its mouth to stop it from biting me, then hold its jaws opened and subdue him, and he was like peaceful, except he bit off a piece of my pen, and then like I bit its paw, lol. That's as far as I remember, I remember being afraid of getting rabies from him in the dream :P
...yeah, crazy dream. In the last part I know I was looking for a key from something, and I used the pen, but I don't remember the very last part of the dream where that happened. Oh, also the war part was a lot longer and more detailed, and cool as heck too. :O
-Alexei
