OK!!! I got a bunch of my halo screenshots and took out the cool ones =]
It all begins with The Monkeyman Named erm... Ryan?
Ryan got carried away with his recruits, he ordered an Air Orgy every month
Occasionally they refused, and he was left alone orgasm-less
His enemy Alex the pedophille was in another room playing with his friends
A few months later, Ryan decided to randomly paint his metallic skin white and alex, along with his gay partner painted themselves purple.
One day whilst alex was out in the park with his gay friend... Pierre. Ryan pounced at him like the super monkeyman he is!
He then pissed off alex whilst pretending to be crazy frog mid air, until he realised frogs cant fly. And he fell.
Then, there was an INTENSE Shoot off!
Unfortunatly, Neither of the two learned how to aim in training.
So the gay pedophille b!tch slapped ryan in the face and squeeled 'SUCK MY BALLZ NOOB'
Then ryan got mad and stabbed Alex with his gun... somehow
Then repeadidly ... Kicked him in the balls
Lets look at that from another angle...
Ryans gay partner then shouts *ZOMG NOo NOT HIS BALLSACK!* And jumps into action. Ryan is then literally raped.
During the rape, they got so caught up that they ended up just... raping eachother
Ryan watches ... in horror
The END!!!
(Sad music plays, Credits roll and flashbacks shown)
Yes... Ryan was alex's EX GAY LOVER!!!
-Sorry i was rly bored
