My cat is actually squeaking, she's dreaming on the back of the couch.
My friend brought up a point. A really good point: I can get more fun, entertainment, and, not to mention, a person to actually talk to, if I get Guild Wars Eye of the North. It's only $30 and will only set me back in getting a new 360 by two weeks. By then I doubt I'll have completed EotN and will still want to play.
Sure I'll miss the NXE update but really: no one will miss me. And besides I can go over to my friend's house, put the B1G profile on her 360 and play some there. I might go there Thursday, check out the NXE and try and convince her to go to *shudders* EB Games. I feel dirty everytime I go in to EBStop now.
I'll be left with about $10 so I can maybe buy a good multiplayer game for the NES or SNES for Friday night. My church is having a lock-in. (Irony says "HA! And you wanted to take your 360 with you!") OR I might find out how much an extra Dreamcast controller costs and take my DC with Soul Calibur. lol The one game series that's responsible for quite a few grudges in youth groups in the past.
Ooh Heroes it about to come on.
Keep Playing... even though I can't. 
*UPDATE* Guess what???? Major Nelson said that EVERYONE who signed up for the NXE preview would be getting it TONIGHT. I still want to kick that bitch irony in the teeth right now.
Screw it, I'm going to go play Guild Wars.
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