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| POSTED BY: Cerb3rus on 11/28/2006 19:42:46 |
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Well. Let's start with GunZ: The Duel, because everyone knows about it.
Originality: 8
Gameplay: 8 (at FIRST)
Community: N/A; below the scale
Graphics: 7
Without any regard to those ratings and the others I didn't bother mentioning, let's get serious.
Cerb's Rating: Bullshit.
This is a game where lag can make things more unrealistic than it already is.. It seems to stem from those old Asian dubbed movies where someone might talk and release no voice.. for three seconds! It's carried to our gaming folks, I slash and nothing happens for two whole seconds. That's a LONG time in this game, seeing as you have to line things up way too much; that's just gay.
This is a game where the community's full of morons who MIGHT AS WELL go around saying "LOLOLOL!1" Not you guys of course, we're cool. But the rest of them? No. I invent instakill, what happens? BAM. If I wanted to play a game where diving down the shitter was a good thing, I'd play Mario.
And once again, the population! ... Okay, maybe this is a personal beef with them and not the game, BUT THE RATING STANDS!
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World of Warcraft
Originality: 10
Gamepl-- Fuck it. This game is gay. By gay, I don't mean homosexual or happy, I mean fucking disgracing, so don't take it the wrong way when I say everyone who plays it is also gay (including my real life friends).
This is quite possibly the only game I've ever seen turn millions of people into mindless zombies. What do you morons see in this game? Know what, don't tell me. Just STOP it; come back to reality without long-assed raids and hour-after-hour-after-hour just to keep your rank rather than advance! Come back, the mothership is calling! Tis coming!
Don't get me wrong though, I'm not placing all the blame in WoW, just saying it's the only game (next to Astonia) that can thoroughly bring out the bitch in people. Seen it first hand. :D
End rating? Gay. Gay... GAY GAY GAY. Okay?
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Everq--- Okay okay. I'll give one game a positive rating.
Neverwinter Nights
Cerb's Rating: Godlike.
You can multi-class, most servers it doesn't take ridiculously long to get to level 40, and gear is rather easily obtainable. What does this tell you? It's YOUR MIND AGAINST THEIRS. Picture an FPS like GunZ (Your mind against theirs) in RPG form. There's Neverwinter. But unlike GunZ, Neverwinter isn't gay.
So. There's hundreds of builds and every one of them has some kind of downfall, no one can be ultimate. In GunZ, I'm ultimate in swords (Call me egotistical? Yep. Can't hold it in.) In WoW, a mage who ACTUALLY knows what he's doing to the fullest extent is unstoppable. Period. But in this game? NO. THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. Someone will always manage to bend you over and violate your anal passage whether you like it or not, which is the great part about not taking very long to level... You can always make another char, quickly.
Best off, it's $20 with no monthly fee. Owned.
EDIT: I had to save this for the end. ...pickpocketing. This is the only game it really, REALLY works in. I have a whole bunch of rogue/shadowdancer characters; level 1 shadow dancer (remember, multi-class?) gives you the ability to Hide in Plain Sight. So. Sometimes it's just really really fun to follow a group of lowbies and mess with their heads, steal everything they got, y'know. The basics. If you're like me, sometimes you'll spend multiple hours following one party! Just take a few hits of weed and laugh for a few hours. :D
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BACK TO THE NEGATIVE SHIT. Hm.. Gimme a game to rate. Maybe I won't be so tired next time ;D
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*Moan*
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